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Chester, VT - MAN WITH MUNCHIES EATS COP'S COOKIES

Officers thought Dawson Frock, 36, was driving under the influence when they stopped him on his way home to Boston from a weekend on the local slopes. Dawson refused a field test and his licenses came back suspended. After the fact of his arrest, and during their search of the car, authorities discovered that the man in the passenger seat was Dawson's younger brother, Ethan, 30, who was holding a small amount of marijuana.
When both were transported to the local police barracks which, by the way, lacked a detention cell, Ethan was lodged in a storage room that held the local officer's Girl Scout cookies. They specifically told Ethan not to mess with the sweets. Despite their warnings, when the munchies hit, the young man fell in. Officers opened the door and found Ethan with crumbs around his mouth and his hand in a box.
The subject wound up paying a $500 fine on all charges.

Iloilo City, Philippines - PREACHER ARRESTED FOR RAPING SISTER-IN-LAW

Donald Lopez, pastor of the Heritage Missionary Baptist Church has been arrested for raping the twelve year old sister of his wife. Lopez, now 34, has been one of the most wanted criminals in the Phillipines since a warrant for his arrest was first issued back in 1998.
Donald was finally captured when agents of several local and regional security agencies cooperated to pinpoint the offender. They undertook weeks of surveillance on the home of a relative and moved in when Lopez made an appearance.
To complicate matters further, the young sister Lopez has been accused of raping stated that she and Don have had a continuing relationship that has resulted in a three year old daughter born halfway through the six years Lopez was, reportedly, on the run.

Key West, FL - PORN SHOP OWNER BUSTED FOR HERION

Ivan Eaton, 49, thought he knew the man he was buying herion from that afternoon in the parking lot. He wasn't so sure when the cops jumped him and forced him to the ground.
Eaton was no stranger to the law. In addition to his porn shop, Leather n' Lace, he owned a couple of shops named Up In Smoke 1 and 2. He had earleir been charged with distribution of drug paraphenalia at the head shops as well have been caught up in a gambling raid.
When officers searched his home,they found a beautifully carved mermaid on the stairway landing. Unfortunately it had been reported stolen from a restaurant on Ramrod Key. Of course they siezed his Harley Davidson and black Ford Expedition.
In an ironic twist, Ivan's arrest took place on the same day that his seventy-one year old father pled not guilty to threatening a public official in an unrelated case.
Noone at Leather N' Lace returned telephone calls.

Cape Agrus, South Africa - MUSICIAN MURDERED FOR MAG WHEELS

The was the explanation offered by the eighteen year old who fired the fatal shot into the back of the head of Port Elizabeth guitarist, Derrick van Niekerk, 24. The youth, who cannot be named because of his age, was home watching television when five of his friends showed up and ask him to take part in a car theft. Even though he says he refused, he left with them.
After driving around for awhile, they spotted the shiny wheels on Derrick's car and they pounced on him. The subject forced Derrick to the ground, pressed the gun against his skull and pulled the trigger. The rampaging youths then kidnapped the two young women that were with Derrick, forced them into a car and drove them to a remote location. They were then tied to a tree and repeatedly raped.
It took eleven days before information pointing to those involved floated to the surface. The six youths, ages sixteen to eighteen, are pointing fingers at each other during their current trial.